Sunday, January 19, 2020

MIC AND JOTTER: "I FORGOT TODAY'S SERMON" - HAPPINESS MOSES (Featured writer)



"Brethren, I know many of you might find it difficult to accept this message and take corrections, but if I don't tell you, who will?"
( Pastor preaching) 🗣

"I wish Ruth is here to hear this... The message is clearly for her".
(Rebecca leans towards Sarah, Whispering with a gossip-adorned facial expression)

"Exactly! This sermon💬 is for her" (Sarah replied)


Dara, 🤨 heavily distracted by the gisting duo, looked back at them.
"Can't you keep your mouth shut for a while?... Your voice is louder

"Who is this stupid idiot?"
(They simultaneously barked at Dara)

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News flash!
*Manchester United sets to take on Liverpool this Sunday*

"Mad ooo! This match go sure die! Na so!" 😋
(John Clicks🤳 on the link... gets engrossed in the news 📰and keeps on clicking on more links)

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The list📋 could go on and on and we find ourselves😔 guilty in one way or the other

'Huncle' that reads the news in church... Well done sir👍! CNN reporter🎙! Upcoming Journalist🎤! Chief reader! 📖

For some, urinating Three to Four times, in between service. Haba! When you are not suffering incontinence.
And without moving an inch, you watch a Five hour seasonal movie🎬🍿, glued to the screen...?



A wise man once said that "The church can be likened to a hospital where people with diverse sickness come to seek healing."
You should not having yourself distracted, else you will find yourself rejecting every medication that is viable for your healing process.

You know who owns every sermon preached
...passing blessings across whenever it gets to your table... abi your head🤕 dey forbid blessing??

Friends, it's really disheartening that we come to God's presence acting nonchalantly. My Sweetness (my mentor) usually would  say: "when we fix meetings with God, He is excited about it and waits for us at the venue even before we arrive."

All of these influences are the devil's way of getting us distracted in order for us to miss out on God's package for us
...Remember he holds a Ph.D in *Steal-tology*, *Kill-logy* and *destroy-ology*... Read John 10:10

Then boom! We forget who we are, and become like the man in Matthew 13:22, who receives the word and the care of this world (distractions) choke the word and he becomes unfruitful

..then we go back home, exactly the same way we came because we did not allow the transforming power of the word to have effect in us, we got distracted!

There's more to life than just having fun!
There's more to a church service than just the physical!
There's more to your faith than just being UNSERIOUS with it!
There's more in God, that you should be SERIOUS IN SERVING HIM!

Hello guys!
Today, we featured the work of an impact-writer and a motivationist, HAPPINESS MOSES (Founder, #HappinessWrites)

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